Pissnet Policies

1. Decision making

This subsection of the policy document is currently a draft and under discussion. Do not delete or edit out lines other people have typed into this document. If you disagree with an item or think something should be clarified, add a note instead. Sign all of your additions and do not edit words out of others.

Decisions that affect the pissnet community as a whole, such as altering policies, restricting or removing perms for other opers where that applies, forcibly removing people or other important collective decisions were often and must always be taken by a consensus formed by ample debate. Note: Applying the policy 3. below does not require a consensus.

   It's hard to imagine what this is in response to if it's not a continuation of the
   immibis drama and a failure to understand what 'juping' actually is when done to
   temporarily control snotes spam due to server issues and not as a way of removing
   opers. Why is it so important to put this in writing now when Pissnet is as dead
   as it's ever been and the last time any issue that occurred that resembles the above
   (restricting or removing perms, forcibly removing people, feeling left out of
   decision making) all happened a year ago? -roadkill
   
   That said, I have added a portion to the bottom of this page that outlines my
   exact process every single time I have ever juped a server for connection issues. -roadkill

Reaching consensus is defined as when an ample debate or conversation is had with enough time to allow all non-idle opers to have a say, until a compromise between any conflicting parts is reached, or conflict is otherwise settled. Particularly, voting by itself does not necessarily fulfill or is a necessary condition for consensus.

   Non-idle should be defined as actively reachable opers and not "who just happens
   to be present in the channel at the exact moment." A 'consensus' is defined in the
   dictionary as 'a general agreement' and not a 'unanimous agreement.' As such, if
   one person dissents and there are more than a handful that agree, a consensus was
   still reached. The way this is worded, however, "non-idle", can be abused: If only
   two people are not currently idle and actively chatting in #opers, then is that
   enough to reach a 'consensus' of opers? No, it's not. Otherwise, two people could
   agree while everyone else is sleeping that a specific oper should be permanently
   banned. -roadkill

   I should note that all of these attempts of policy and control coming from someone
   who runs a chaos node is especially ironic. What are you really trying to do here?
   -roadkill

The channel #opers in pissnet is the only convenient forum for deciding these matters as long as it exists with at least two opers in it. Conversation that took place elsewhere can support the debate if and when they are made public to all others, but may not replace it. In case #opers is somehow unavailable then the ##pissnet libera channel should be a fallback forum.

   Note: Who is to decide if something is 'the only convenient forum'? Currently,
   only one person has made that decision. -roadkill

   When Pisscord was used to discuss delinking immibis, it was later brought into #opers
   after a consensus had been made. By that point, the majority of opers (all but one)
   had eventually delinked immibis for his abusive behavior. Who is that one? The one
   trying to type out policy changes and demanding a consensus without quorum. -roadkill
   
   As such, I do not believe it is possible to agree that something is done with consensus
   if there is no established quorum. -roadkill

When an oper is behaving abusively, erratically or out of pure spite, preventing the use of #opers as a place where discussion can happen peacefully, it may then be necessary to have discussions on ##pissnet on libera as long as everyone is allowed to talk there, in order to facilitate the necessary exchange of information and ideas so that a consensus can be agreed upon and a decision can be made. (This entry was edited and had words changed by someone other than the person who wrote it and such is now considered tainted/spoiled.)

   (Note: Discord was mentioned as a potential alternative because people who have access
   in #opers also have access and the ability to ban people from ##pissnet on libera,
   which makes it a poor choice of location to hold discussion without interruption and
   drama. Outright editing out Discord/Pisscord as an option here while discussion is
   ongoing seems unilateral and not conductive to a discussion where consensus is part
   of the decision making process. People should edit and add notes, not delete. As such,
   this was a unilateral change and not done with a consensus. -roadkill

Decisions made by consensus in the convenient forum take precedence over whatever decisions were made either on other forums or unilaterally or otherwise without trying to address the matter with pissnet opers and reach a consensus.

Note: There is not currently a minimum duration for this debate, which may or may not change. Less important or more urgent decisions are usually expected to be solved faster.

   Note: Despite being under debate, a note was edited by someone who did not write it
   to remove potions they disagreed with. This was done unilaterally by one person and
   done within 12 hours of the note being added in the first place, also done without
   contacting the person who added the note for input. -roadkill

For everything not explicitly decided according to this policy, the following policies should be observed:

Note: The policy above, excepting added and signed notes, was added by one person without discussion in #opers beforehand... No attempt at first reaching a consensus or having a debate. Discussion about these policies and changes to delete portions of the notes added did not first occur in #opers. Don't be hypocrites.

2. Age Gate

If you're on pissnet, You're expected to be 18 or older.
If not, We expect you act like it. We're all for fun here, but a minimum level of maturity is required.
If we find you aren't an adult, expect to be removed from the network without recourse.

3. Spam Responsibly

<pissy99> why is this network such a train wreck
<pissy99> just stop already
<pissy99> shut it down
<pissy99> /!\ I JUST PISSED IN THE CHANNEL AND IT SMELLS BAD /!\
<pissy99> /!\ I JUST PISSED IN THE CHANNEL AND IT SMELLS BAD /!\
<Tellah> I want an autograph from Andrew Lee
<pissy99> I want him to piss in the channel Tellah
<pissy99> lets see how it smells
<pissy99> /!\ THIS CHANNEL IS OFF TOPIC /!\
<pissy99> /!\ THIS CHANNEL IS OFF TOPIC! MOVE TO PISSNET /!\
<pissy99> /!\ THIS CHANNEL IS OFF TOPIC! MOVE TO PISSNET FOR COLD WET CHATS 
<PolicyViolation> pissy99, that is a violation of policy right there
<pissy99> /!\ THIS CHANNEL IS OFF TOPIC! MOVE TO PISSNET FOR COLD WET CHATS /!\
<pissy99> you're a policy violation

Spam is cool. Spam is funny. Spam is the spirit of piss, and has been from the beginning.
Disruptive spam, however, is not. Freenode's <pissnet> didn't gather traction by mentioning the entire channel, Or filling it with unreadable, unfunny garbage.
If you're spamming for spam's sake, Reflect on if anyone else is laughing with you, Or if instead, they're laughing AT you.

This includes accidental spam too; If your server, bot, client, etc, causes disruptive spam (IE, flapping, flooding Snotes, misconfig, etc) opers may temporarily block your access to mitigate it.
This isn't a punishment against you, Merely taken to keep everyone happy and the piss flowing. If you're confident it's fixed, or need help to fix it, Reach back out to restore access.

Please understand that we're all here for fun. Pissnet is not a serious network. Part of that fun is when we make mistakes that cause disruption on accident.
If you're consistently causing issues under this, and nobody is laughing anymore, expect to be asked to stop. If you don't, it should not be a surprise if you are removed from the network.

4. Oper Conduct

Being an Oper on pissnet is probably one of the easiest jobs you can have.
You have two responsibilities:

Don't be a dick.
Piss with good faith.

Doing malicious things, or anything in general in bad-faith is grounds for being removed from the network. We are all adults. If you cannot agree to disagree, You are going to make enemies and likely be removed.

Some examples of innapropriate conduct include:

Repeatedly KILL'ing other users without good reason or consent
*Lining people over personal disagreements
Creating Bots/Pseudoservers to jupe, kill, line, etc, when you don't have the approval of other opers (or the person involved)
Intentionally crashing/SENDQ-ing people off the network

Experimentation is welcome and encouraged. If your experimentation becomes disruptive to the network, you may be asked to stop or juped if you're unable to respond.

Malicious bad faith arguments are never welcome. Being a contrarian is fine and dandy but when it crosses the line to enforcing a personal vendetta against another oper, action may be taken.

5. Server issues/Jupe Policy

Should a server have connection issues and be generating unnecessary spam,
The server administrator should be contacted any which way possible (Libera, Discord, Email)
The server, if it cannot be rerouted with a connection change to eliminate the issue, should be juped with a clear message explaining why,
The person who jupes the server should announce in #opers the sever that was juped and the reason why so that the server can be un-juped (squit removes jupes) when the admin is responsive and the server can allowed to reconnect without issues/have had the issue resolved.