Instructions
To connect your server to Pissnet, add your server to the Great big-ass server list of doom (it will automatically add your link block to this page), and msg the oper(s) you're linking to and ask them to sync their config.
Want to be part of the irc.letspiss.net
round-robin DNS entry? Take a look at Round_Robin.
Cloak keys for your conf below:
/* Pissnet uses "cloak_md5" module. */ set { cloak-keys { "d86PVocPMhCm8YcLs46Yb8FiCF1wC50x1VvutFBviIAitqb0g034M"; "Qh3262E4uJOM2Aj210EC2gawF5llEA65mRK3cSctNOv4p610AJhX067KY5Xg"; "240TUBv13ce2ANwm2cki1Rj80p8OAdqR64HWeDh8h38kTQkEWRXJ7"; } }
NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT A HUB, MAKE SURE TO EDIT YOUR SERVERS CLASS AS FOLLOWS, SO YOU DO NOT CONNECT TO MORE THAN ONE HUB AT A TIME:
/* Server class with good defaults */ class servers { pingfreq 60; connfreq 15; /* try to connect every 15 seconds */ maxclients 1; /* max servers */ sendq 20M; }
You connect to someone else's server by adding their linkblock from the list below to your unrealircd.conf file.
- Every server you add must also add your linkblock to their conf for the link to work.
- To make your default server autoconnect, modify the line like this:
options { tls; autoconnect; }
- DO NOT SET MORE THAN TWO SERVERS TO AUTOCONNECT OR YOU WILL BE BLAMED FOR NETWORK ISSUES.
- Try pinging servers before adding them and sort them in your list by which ones have lower ping.
- Generally, the hub geo-closest to yours is probably the best to connect to.
Suggested leaf setup
If you're running a leaf server and you're not interested in autoconnecting to everything under the sun (see the bold text in the previous section) you might be interested in these instructions:
- Create a separate
hubs
class withmaxclients
set to 1. - Add all the hubs from further down the page to your config. Make sure their
link
blocks use thehubs
class. - Enable autoconnect for two hubs that are geographically close to you by adding
autoconnect;
to theoptions { tls; }
block. - Profit.
A hubs
class
block would look like this:
class hubs { pingfreq 60; connfreq 60; maxclients 1; sendq 20M; }
An autoconnect hub link
block would look like this:
link fake.piss.hub { incoming { mask *; } outgoing { hostname fake.piss.hub; port 6900; options { tls; autoconnect; } } password "awesome.base64.fingerprint" { spkifp; } class hubs; }
Remember to enable autoconnect for two hubs only.
Suggested server setup
UnrealIRCd by default does not send a fake quit/join for "Changing host" when a ip/spoof/cloak/vhost/whatever is changed. This can be an issue for some clients and bots. This setting will only send the fake quit/join to clients on your server that do not support CHGHOST. This setting will not override CHGHOST. NOTE: UnrealIRCd uses PART instead of QUIT.
/* Server specific configuration */ set { allow-userhost-change force-rejoin; }
Link blocks API
There's an HTTP API to automatically grab the link blocks for servers on the wiki. See https://api.shitposting.space/docs for the API documentation.
Notes About Hub Servers
- You are -not- required to connect to a hub in order to link to Pissnet. Hubs came about as a way to minimize issues that came with deep/long link paths (latency, squit bouncebacks) during the network's infancy and remained for convenience.
- Generally, if you're unsure on what to do, you should choose 2 or 3 hubs that are closest to you and set those to autoconnect.
- It is highly recommended that, if you only have one hub or leaf that you autoconnect to, that you add AT LEAST ONE ADDITIONAL hub to your config (but not set to autoconnect) as a backup. This is so that you can be manually connected to/rerouted to a stable connection if your link drops and/or your server starts flapping.
- Openpiss is listed here, but in order to add the linkblock you will have to visit the server's wiki entry. It is generally an experimental (update testing) hub.
Hub Servers
There are several servers acting primarily/exclusively as a hub:
Europe
- eu-west.hub (ChanFix (monique, jess, Ariadne, bs, Polsaker, Mismagius, Revelator, and gerard have SSH access)) - Vitry, France
- irc.semisol.dev (chmod) - Finland
- irc.sigint.pw (bs (Roadkill also has access to update/add blocks.)) - London, UK
The Americas
- irc.shitposting.space (Polsaker) - Chicago, Illinois, USA
- nsa.packetscanner.net (Roadkill) - Langley, Virginia, USA
- piss.crxb.cc (craftxbox) - St Johns, Newfoundland, Canada
- uswest.sprynet.org (Roadkill) - San Jose, USA
APAC
Experimental
- irc.openpiss.net (Roadkill) - San Jose, USA (Update testing hub. You will need to manually add this server's linkblock if you wish to connect.)
Hub link blocks
// ChanFix (monique, jess, Ariadne, bs, Polsaker, Mismagius, Revelator, and gerard have SSH access) // Location: Vitry, France // SID: 033 link eu-west.hub { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 212.129.35.122;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "Z1thuMHZzL8gZnQnmHq0LQbSK3YhVznSHIGeRZfStp0=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // chmod // Location: Finland // SID: 1CH link irc.semisol.dev { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.semisol.dev;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "PNP2RUEiqSITb74WeHcyuYCY310ibZ7j6U9BE6q1Zgg=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // Polsaker // Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA // SID: 69A link irc.shitposting.space { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.shitposting.space;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "UMKwXrH4ji00hK9Esr4RbeASF1LkXqpgOW08hfaq4kQ=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // bs (Roadkill also has access to update/add blocks.) // Location: London, UK // SID: 069 link irc.sigint.pw { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.sigint.pw;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "D2SDfs1otGZb8DcZzvqi59PzS1UeFCH3CqurNCItB9g=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // Roadkill // Location: Langley, Virginia, USA // SID: 4MG link nsa.packetscanner.net { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 150.136.110.77;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "ugt/q8N9TCgXx63rJeLt3EbBoSKhElPZur09fTuvQgU=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // craftxbox // Location: St Johns, Newfoundland, Canada // SID: 0WU link piss.crxb.cc { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.crxb.cc;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "921zerZtZtGD3Qwqx6zIoicCgali2VY7wlG002xoW8E=" { spkifp; } class hubs; } // Roadkill // Location: San Jose, USA // SID: 1MG link uswest.sprynet.org { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 129.159.41.62;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "gEn9K1FuVC8J0fCyg/9wKSSVHz9Jo387JUtLo6fytJ4=" { spkifp; } class hubs; }
Non-hubs/Regular server link blocks
You probably don't need to cut and paste this entire list into your conf. This is more for people who are going to link you to find your info and for us to keep track of server configurations.
You will be added automatically to this link when you create a server page using the form.
The Americas
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// Alanina // Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada // SID: 3EL link 159.89.115.225 { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 159.89.115.225;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "kiaRbq3cAzdiulvKTTZQj1ZGI/ZEI5PuLO+9KlO9l5A=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // rber // Location: Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil // SID: 159 link clone.piasswaterfall.duckddos.org { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname pisswaterfall.duckdns.org;
port 6901;
options { tls; }
} password "0yUUCYaWMKdpWzDNzJIRejuN8z92KXZlMr03EFazq88=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // gog // Location: Chicago, IL // SID: 1AC link irc.adachristine.is { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.adachristine.is;
port 6697;
options { tls; }
} password "QdOyBQhydGU7WI/gkOoKERud0uqSrSXz4YeVHA1/VxY=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // E-werd // Location: Los Angeles, California, USA // SID: 4X1 link irc.goat.chat { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.goat.chat;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "5xH0DCGhDevIOLHMIrkl+dlYNQPUh9o6pP0FPfl+Fbw=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Roadkill // Location: San Jose, CA, USA // SID: 0MG link irc.openpiss.net { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 152.67.252.236;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "3rSZUsyUysK5XZwuK67ED9IJUNmik691XCPk3sfUz0g=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Mismagius // Location: Miami, Florida, USA // SID: 654 link irc.shitirc.network { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.shitirc.network;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "jN44rtKNK4MBAr6lYi9kgJJBOSTvlWDDL+e+TZxajTk=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // KindOne // Location: New York City, NY, US // SID: 442 link kindone.pissnet.net { incoming { mask *; } password "Q3uwFJVgItRBVVbve78Cbe2Xj2dWENAGVYLX1bBwsXY=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // GreaseMonkey // Location: San Francisco, California, USA // SID: 6ZE link piss-flavoured.magicannon.com { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss-flavoured.magicannon.com;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "l5tAa2llGEuqYuDgeNxR44NHY2gusue5IhkU6pEV8Iw=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Coil // Location: Florida // SID: 2UT link piss.at.the.coily.party { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.at.the.coily.party;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "GKhMfekH/k+dGJcYsas64oPOhR3UbRwPms3vRRB7wFc=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // bin // Location: Buffalo, New York, USA // SID: 469 link piss.in.my.coldwet.net { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.in.my.coldwet.net;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "Abkkp24aaGbWfG2LsKmmzXEKfaQGZkspRjD5kkhiYos=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // nepeat // Location: Oregon, USA // SID: 3EE link piss.jar.owo.me { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.jar.owo.me;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "8RtOWBWD0OYJMklSzSY2rGnnZ89GD9PBxpDdN2HkheY=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // craftxbox // Location: Toronto // SID: 669 link pissing.with.my.hefty.wang { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname pissing.with.my.hefty.wang;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "4J+sH8QyMilHlyD52V6NlIjC2mOiJJm/RCD0s2ND9MQ=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // bigfoot // Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA // SID: 1ST link pissnet.is.the.numberone.network { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname pissnet.is.the.numberone.network;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "OI6K5CcQfLmrgXuUyylxBTsWGZ3cqPG68QNh/DogzrY=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Juest/Guest // Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina // SID: 69X link poop.piss.ar { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 190.105.167.2;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "lBDBafXPxnJ4eYJYQsqnZH7mMW0su754GQxQD1jxdVQ=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // elmyr // Location: Phoenix // SID: 1UN link urinet.one { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 129.146.132.111;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "PYQNLv+nmPlY7CA1ky732w8LOPdM2J/MI7+AGqCQyQ8=" { spkifp; } class servers; }
Europe
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// val // Location: Paris, France // SID: 00F link cold.wet.chats.supply { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname cold.wet.chats.supply;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "nDYN8cHHKal64yAmIYA2NGrQVQuUsNwHzyyEatDyJjk=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // cowgirl // Location: Frankfurt, Germany // SID: 8DD link cold.wet.girlco.cc { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname cold.wet.girlco.cc;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "7Woprn+HMkPQgz2BE6hPK0Kutq7K3VMzJddhu1INOIU=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Polizei // Location: Sofia, Bulgaria // SID: 13X link drink.pee.and.fuck.cheap { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname drink.pee.and.fuck.cheap;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "yGL4uL4b28uP05Jy2QLJEJQMb7MxdoxeC6mQUSRak3o=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Noisytoot/MemoServ // Location: Cambridge, England, United Kingdom // SID: 722 link eris.berkeley.edu.pl { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname eris.berkeley.edu.pl;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "wpkTG3OI/Ptboot7CX1TeIR8s3hFW+GpZkNozhDUY8U=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // PissJuice // Location: Helsinki // SID: 432 link hot.piss.guru { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname hot.piss.guru;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "CU4DpHrDVG7/J5CT0RDD1ZN0ANYQelCBS7DPArI6saw=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // jessicara // Location: Scotland, United Kingdom // SID: 27B link ipee6.shirogitsune.net { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname ipee6.shirogitsune.net;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "ry/+N10XseqDAuMBsvywoo+5D3wIL5lbCzv/szQd1u4=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Noisytoot/MemoServ // Location: London, UK // SID: 666 link irc.coldwetchat.solutions { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.coldwetchat.solutions;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "KliA9X2F3pH5kost2qXlgkJXGAfAPjHfGeMeNWoOGKw=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // CodeGeek // Location: Frankfurt, DE // SID: 0FG link irc.fleenode.chat { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname irc.fleenode.chat;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "vCN7MY5fEG3nxiF1ZzIdd8+nt8ZvewY/pxpn5yne7t4=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // iczero, iovoid, moony (#hellomouse @ libera) // Location: Sofia, BG // SID: 9EE link irc.freenode.ceo { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 91.92.144.105; // IPv6: 2a0e:8f02:1080::2
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "msNSyPiteKUZRV6OQYwQEEqcZMzK3x7ytppn8khIhF0=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // jessicara // Location: Cardiff, Newport West, UK // SID: 1P3 link leaky.shirogitsune.net { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname leaky.shirogitsune.net;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "xBAgE/kzfyDYapC++bHjsNTuytDPo7ywnvxbK8rTJ3E=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Koragg // Location: Germany // SID: 456 link piss.in.my.internet.r.elay.chat { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.in.my.internet.r.elay.chat;
port 7900;
options { tls; }
} password "iatJaFO3LFdQKBTYhBWbq3V2ttyX61biaBgJVq0QSLc=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // alice // Location: Dublin, Ireland // SID: 715 link piss.in.my.pasteurizedbathwater.com { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname piss.in.my.pasteurizedbathwater.com;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "kIB6xucATEc3rqDNvdZ1fuLj/H55YMV7XbTyYByoII0=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // gerard // Location: Gravelines, France // SID: 02A link plas.netsplit.nl { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname plas.netsplit.nl;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "5IY6ICbADwV9ZYq2cbP+HVd7ISd+/4AXzqjlK6V9e0g=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // alice // Location: Dublin, Ireland // SID: 716 link sixually.piss.in.my.pasteurizedbathwater.com { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname sixually.piss.in.my.pasteurizedbathwater.com;
port 46900;
options { tls; }
} password "8lg5GfFKyLtKXi7ENSihFChS5U2z0aF6I0wuuMNChj4=" { spkifp; } class servers; }
APAC
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// d4n13L // Location: Singapore // SID: 333 link never.without.my.piss.network { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname never.without.my.piss.network;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "Q7KG2M5rY0Dy9kZ6MxeeSUjDae+2FS4wqNDYCljMvqQ=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Piss42 // Location: Australia // SID: 9FF link pissnetftw7hloyu5rsvdhy47kshvewtfrdhfsikz5c2adnnxs44dsyd.onion { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname a.tasty.piss.stream.to.quench.your.thirst.for.cold.wet.chats.middlendian.com;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "KjCSsbeQB9TwMfWssb+ebOXmyGTGiidQiFqrBrr2UMo=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // Piss42 // Location: Australia // SID: 9FE link pissnetsv6at62qi4bs3iii6xd4pnux2pux4hszjdpa4hdt2aytegxad.onion { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname pissnet6in2aee4rwge6sfwv72cdd3whtseyv3gqspnhu6swmjztxcyd.onion;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "Zga699IOj5Bk8zRFMsM5q6Y4pCeAXl5Sx5xTl3xgvVE=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // d4n13L // Location: Tokyo, Japan // SID: 444 link the.one.and.only.piss.network { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname the.one.and.only.piss.network;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "PWES+UTlFvNd4iX0gum8ANWXfGh2pLfdADoGKpDFscQ=" { spkifp; } class servers; } // d4n13L // Location: Taipei, Taiwan // SID: 555 link warm.and.nasty.piss.network { incoming { mask *; }
outgoing {
hostname 103.159.206.200;
port 6900;
options { tls; }
} password "68yCyS8uVMlKydDpzJiz5KlD+BaY+zcTEivQE7SBQW8=" { spkifp; } class servers; }
Africa
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