To create a new user in the pisswiki:
- Confirm with the user that they would like a Wiki account, what their preferred username would be, and preferably over a secure channel.
- Create the account. Special:CreateAccount
- Ensure that the user's password is generated randomly, send to it them over a secure channel, and gently suggest that they should change it. (Don't forget to *not* remember the password in your browser)
- Add them to the 'Confirmed' group within Special:UserRights
Yay! You've created a user! Well done, you now deserve a little piss, as a treat.